Customer: This PHP script doesn't works.
Me: Do you have any debug information?
Customer : No.
Me: strace -s 65535 -yy -ff -p[…]
Me: Your error is here, line X. You're doing it wrong.
Customer: :ah:
Me: 😑

You too, debug like a pig with strace.

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